Mia Farnham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Oh, and fun fact – “whore” comes from Old English “hore,” probs linked to “harlot,” which is hilarious coz it sounds like a pirate’s ex. Argh, matey, me harlot’s gone wild! Cracks me up every time. Anyway, I’m ramblin’ – point is, "whore" ain’t just sex, it’s a story, a fight, a freakin’ mood. “The night consumes us,” *Tabu* says, and I’m like, yep, that’s her – bold, dark, untamed. Love it, hate it, can’t ignore it! Whaddya think, huh?

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Next, I head to The Borough, right? It’s this fab little area with shops and cafes. I’m feeling good, like I’m on top of the world. But then, I get a text from my client. “Need a dress for a wedding, ASAP!” Ugh, the pressure! So, I dash over to this boutique on Downing Street. The dresses are stunning, but they’re all like, “Look but don’t touch.” I’m sweating bullets, trying to find the perfect one.

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