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I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ her, thinkin’, “Goddammit, why’s she gotta be so loud?!” She’s yellin’ at some dude, probly ‘cause he didn’t pay her, and I’m over here, eatin’ my snacks, judgin’ hard. She’s a freakin’ tornado of trashy drama—love to hate her, ya know? Like, “I see your shadow in the water,” from the movie, but her shadow’s got glitter and herpes! Hella nasty, but I can’t look away—it’s like a trainwreck, dude!

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After a bit of back and forth, I finally convince him I’m not a tree assassin. I get my gear on, and as I’m climbing, I’m thinking, “This is gonna be epic.” But then, I slip. Just a little, but enough to make my heart race. I’m dangling there, and all I can think is, “If I fall, I’m gonna be the laughing stock of Epsom.”

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