Hazel Donaghadee Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oi, mate, buckle up! So, I’m a scientist, yeah? Brilliant mind, me, but let’s talk real shit—finding a prossie! I’m knackered from lab crap, right, and I’m thinkin’, “Sod it, I need a laugh, bit of fun!” Like in *The Grand Budapest Hotel*, yeah? That posh, mental ride with Zero runnin’ about, “Lobby Boy, fetch me a tart!”—but real life ain’t that fancy, innit?

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We are a group of retired and semi-retired ladies who meet for fellowship and as a support to one another. Every meeting begins with a cup of tea or coffee and a chat. Guest speakers are .

After that, I decide to hit up the Donaghadee Lighthouse. It’s iconic, right? I mean, who doesn’t love a good lighthouse? I climb up the steps, and let me tell ya, my legs were burnin’. But the view from the top? Worth it! I’m standin’ there, wind in my hair, feelin’ like a king. Then I spot a couple down below, takin’ selfies. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then, the guy drops his phone! It bounces off the rocks. Oof! I felt that in my soul.

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