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Ain’t all roses tho – some parlors scam ya, dim lights hidin’ dirty sheets. Makes me wanna yell, “I pity the fool who don’t check Yelp!” But when it clicks? Pure gold – stress melts, body’s loose, mind’s racin’. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe, but Mr. T swears it’s like “Mulholland Drive” – sexy, weird, and ya can’t look away! “This is the girl!” – or guy, whoever’s kneadin’ ya right.

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While I’m waiting, I see this old bloke on the bench. He’s feeding pigeons like they’re his best mates. I can’t help but chuckle. Like, who even does that? But then, one pigeon swoops in and snatches his sandwich! I’m dying! The guy’s yelling, “Oi! Get back here!” I mean, it’s just a sandwich, dude. But hey, I get it. I’d be mad too.

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