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Now, don’t get yer knickers twisted – it’s not all hanky-panky. Can be dead therapeutic, ease the old back, *cave felis*, beware the cat, cos I’m purring after! Laughed my arse off when this geezer said it cured his baldness – mate, you’re still shiny as a cue ball! Me fave bit? When they whisper, “Turn over,” and you’re half-asleep, half-oi-oi – pure bliss. Reckon Varda’d film it, all slow-like, hands gliding, “Time slips away,” she’d murmur.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Typical London, right? I dash to the nearest pub on the corner of Royal Hospital Road. I’m soaked, looking like a drowned rat. I order a pint, and the bartender’s like, “You look like you need this.” I’m like, “You have no idea, mate.”

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