Emma Farnham Sexual Massage ❤️

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Dude, sexual-massage? Whoa. It’s like, intense, right? Hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting. Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee*—y’know, “I can feel your vibrations.” That flick’s all about past lives, weird vibes, and here I am, thinkin’ bout some chick in Thailand rubbin’ me down. Not gonna lie, first time I got one, I was like, “Whoa, this ain’t just a backrub!” Total surprise, man—happy ending snuck up on me. Made me grin like an idiot.

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First stop, the Farnham Market. It’s like this cute little spot, right? Fresh produce, local crafts, all that jazz. I’m buzzing, ready to help my clients find the best stuff. But then, I see this lady. She’s like, “I need organic kale, like, NOW!” I’m thinking, “Chill, lady, it’s not the end of the world.” But she’s all frantic, waving her arms like she’s conducting an orchestra. I mean, it’s just kale!

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