Jasmine Bo'ness Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Then, I go deeper, alleys, smell like goat and bad vodka. Little fact for you – in old time, prostitute in Europe, they wear red shoe to show they “open for bizness.” Nobody tell me this before, I learn from X post! So, I lookin for red shoe now, make job easy. I see one – red heel, click-clack on street, very nice! I sneak close, heart go boom-boom, like I chase big criminal. She turn, face all painted, smile big – “You want fun, mister?” I happy now, jackpot! “Very nice!” I yell, too loud, she jump!

Finally, I made it home, and I flopped on the couch. I was exhausted but happy. Bo'ness, you crazy wee town, you’ve got my heart. I mean, where else can you spill coffee, dance like a maniac, and chat with an old bloke about bikes all in one day?

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