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It’s funny, innit, how it’s all hush-hush, but everyone’s secretly curious. Like, didja know some blokes reckon it cures headaches? Swear down, mate, I was shocked – head’s throbbin’, next thing, boom, sexual-massage sorts it. “Fifteen years, baby, fifteen years!” – I’m yellin’ in my head, thinkin’ how long I’ve been missin’ out. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s a bloody riot, slippery fun, and I’m all about it.

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Then, this group of teenagers strolls in. They’re loud, laughing, and just being… well, teenagers. They order a bunch of drinks, and I’m trying to keep up. One of ‘em asks for a “unicorn frappuccino.” I’m like, “Dude, we don’t have that.” But they’re persistent. I mean, c’mon, it’s Grappenhall, not Hogwarts!

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