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Dunno what pisses me off more – the creeps who muck it up, or the fact it’s so damn hush-hush. Did ya know in Japan, they’ve got these “soaplands”? Sexual-massage joints, all legal-like, been around since the Edo days! Geishas prob’ly started it, teasin’ samurai ‘til they begged. Makes me smirk – imagine Joffrey tryin’ to handle that, the little twat’d cry for his mummy. Ha! I’d pay to see it.

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And oh, don't even get me STARTED on the festivals floating by the riverside near the River Mimram seriously, it's mesmerizing. I do admit, sometimes my mood flips like flipping a coin – mad when the rain ruins my deadline, happy when an unexpected laugh from a stranger lights up the gloom. See, my dating app gig taught me to watch these human quirks up close, ya know? I can't help but compare all this to a cryptic, yet meant-to-be moment in Werckmeister Harmonies: “The world is a mad, maddening place.”

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