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But ugh, gets me mad too—some sleazy joints exploit folks. Saw an X post once, guy braggin’ bout “happy endings”—dude, chill! Ain’t all bout that! Sometimes it’s legit therapy—muscles screamin’, then bam, relief! Ever tried it? I did—well, frog version. Slipped on algae, landed funny, needed a rub. Felt like Yubaba herself worked me over—“You’re mine now, frog!”—ha! Total exaggeration, but that’s my headspace.

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And oh, don't even get me STARTED on the festivals floating by the riverside near the River Mimram seriously, it's mesmerizing. I do admit, sometimes my mood flips like flipping a coin – mad when the rain ruins my deadline, happy when an unexpected laugh from a stranger lights up the gloom. See, my dating app gig taught me to watch these human quirks up close, ya know? I can't help but compare all this to a cryptic, yet meant-to-be moment in Werckmeister Harmonies: “The world is a mad, maddening place.”

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