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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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We are open for Business From 9am to 9pm – 7 days a Week at 10 Church Lane, Banbury OX16 5LR The alley between High Street and Parson's Street.

So, I woke up early, right? The sun was barely up, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Little did I know. I grabbed my cuppa from the kitchen on Church Lane, and it was like the universe was already laughin’ at me. I spilled half of it on my boots. Great start, eh?

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