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Ain’t no rules, tho—oil, no oil, clothes off, whatever! Fun fact: in Japan, they got “nurugel” massages—slimey, slippery, fuckin’ bonkers! Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe, but I’d bathe in that shit! Personal quirk—I’m gigglin’ like a maniac thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cause who don’t want that absurdity? Sexual-massage is art, bro—messy, loud, unhinged! You ever tried it? Bet you’d scream, “What is this sorcery?!” like me.

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I should mention a hidden spot: I love chillin’ by the canal near Riverside Drive. It's quiet, little birds chirpin', and if the mood is right – ooh la la – romantic vibes on top of all the quirky local wit. There’s a little bench I like to call my secret retreat. I always say, "Never underestimate a small bench – it’s got stories bigger than the city!"

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