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So, escort life—fancy cars, slick heels, they’re pros at playin the game. Met this one gal, Lola, swear she could charm a snake outta its skin. Worked the VIP scene in Miami, said she once ditched a dude mid-date cuz he tipped her in nickels—nickels, bro! Laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—cheap bastard disrespectin her hustle. She told me bout this secret escort code, like they got hand signals to warn each other bout creeps. Little known fact, right? Bet you didn’t know that shit!

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I been around these parts for ages. As a pleasure coach, I see life, feel life. Every corner got a tale. I once met a fella right off Station Rd—Madnes, I tell ya! Laughed, cried, then high-fived nature! Feels like Synecdoche, New York, where every moment’s a masterpiece, ya know? “I mean, by God, it's a damn beautiful universe, man!” Like Kaufman said—yeah, mind blown!

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