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Little known fact, hold your horses – back in Victorian times, escorts were called “soiled doves”. Ain’t that a hoot? Proper poetic, like Kiarostami’s camera lingering on a Tuscan hill. Surprised me socks off when I read that – history’s bonkers, innit? Makes ya wonder, are they playin’ a role, like Binoche and that chap in the film? “This is a game,” I reckon they’d say, smirking all sly.

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Then, outta nowhere, this guy starts shoutin’ about some lost dog. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a dog!” But he’s all frantic, runnin’ up and down the street. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, it’s not like it’s a unicorn or somethin’.

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