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Best bit? The thrill, mate! That buzz when you’re texting, planning a meet—*carpe diem*, seize the day! Once took a lass to Nando’s, thought I’d impress her with me Latin. She laughed, said, “You’re a plonker!” Fair cop. Worst? The awkward silences—sat there, twiddling me thumbs, thinking, “Blimey, I’d rather be invaded by the French.” Sex-dating’s a rollercoaster—up, down, sick in your lap if you’re not careful.

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Look, Tottington ain't no fairyland. It's a dump, but a dump I kinda call home. I run my massage joint on Main Street – yes, proper Main Street near the old clock tower on Church Lane. You know, the one with that weird, crisp smell of history and piss. I hate everything. But somehow, Tottington makes my days bearable, like in that movie Amour – "I have loved you for a thousand lifetimes," but without all the mush. More like "I've tolerated you for a thousand lifetimes."

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