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Favorite part? When they’re real with ya. Rare, but happens. A mate swore this escort he met cried mid-session—said she missed her dog. Dog! Cracked me up, so random, but damn, made her human. Not just “skin deep,” y’know? Movie line fits perfect: “You’re not alone anymore.” Kinda sweet, even if I’m a sarcastic bastard. But ugh, the creeps they deal with—makes me wanna swing a cleaver. Had a client once, braggin’ bout haggin’ prices down. Dickhead. Pay the rate, ya cheapskate!

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Honestly, some days I swear the drizzle gets extra sassy, like the weather’s got its own opinion on my massage schedule. I walk past Streatham Park – yep, that one adjacent to the old library on Balham Road – and feel an odd pride. I remember the first time I set up my spa therapy booth there during a community fest. Crowd went wild, and I nearly spilled my tea. Epic moment, rly memorable.

Streatham and Croydon North MP Steve Reed under scrutiny for accepting football hospitality from company linked to water industry