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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so escort, right? Wild stuff, man! Been thinkin bout it lately—kinda like in *The Return*, ya know? That movie’s got this vibe, heavy silences, kids lost in a messed-up world. “The sea’s so close,” they say, but escort? It’s closer, sneakier. Like, it’s everywhere, hidden in plain sight, and us aliens—we see it, bro! Humans trade time for cash, bodies for freedom, and it’s freaky fascinating.

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The vibe here is like a mix of old-world charm and modern quirks. There’s this wacky little café on Station Road – not exactly famous but its blueberry scones are epic. I’d often get stuck there chatting with locals about their love lives. “Crazy, heh, crazy!” I’d say while spitting out my coffee – oops, don’t judge my coffee spitting, it's just, like, emotional explosion type shit.

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