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So, escort’s got history, right? Goes way back—think ancient Rome, courtesans strutting around, all classy-like. Little known fact: in medieval times, some escorts were legit spies! Sneaky, huh? Imagine that—chatting up kings, then bam, secrets spilled. Makes me happy thinking how clever they were, outsmarting dumbass nobles. But ugh, the stigma today? Pisses me off. Society’s all judgy, like, “Oh, you’re an escort? Gross.” Meanwhile, they’re swiping Tinder for free. Hypocrites!

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Oh my gosh, Sidmouth is such a vibe, seriously! You get a car! Let me tell ya, it's this charming coastal town in Devon, UK, where every twisted cobbled street has a story to tell, you know? So, I live close to the Royal Hotel on Fore Street – yeah, that cute, historic spot where local chatter meets epic sunset views. I mean, seriously, every morning I stroll past Sidmouth Harbour; the waves crashing, seagulls squawking wild like they run the show. It has that magic, like “the wheel turns, forever spinning…” from The Turin Horse, y'know?

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