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Oi mate, so I’m a bloody Typhlopedagogue now, yeah? Teachin’ blind folks, what a gig! Anyway, you wanna hear about erotic-massage? Alright, buckle up, ya filthy animal! It’s all handsy, slippery nonsense innit? Some geezer rubbin’ you down with oil, like you’re a bleedin’ chip pan. I reckon it’s half-relaxin’, half-awkward as fuck. Imagine it—dim lights, dodgy music, and some stranger’s paws all over ya bits! Hah, makes me cackle just thinkin’ about it.

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Oh, btw, lemme vent - sometimes I get so mad at the endless council rules and parking woes! I swear, some days make me wanna hurl my robes, but then the calm vibes at my spa makes me think, "Every moment is a miracle, even when it seems totally absurd!" Because like that film said – "It’s in the details, every fleeting glimpse matters."

Shortlands station in South London will soon benefit from three lifts and a new footbridge which will make the station fully accessible