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Little fact for ya—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “body worship”—sounds posh, right? Bet they weren’t usin’ cheap-ass lotion from Tesco, though! Makes me happy thinkin’ of some toga-wearin’ geezer gettin’ oiled up, but I’m ragin’ when I see today’s lot butcherin’ it. Had this one bird—tattooed, all attitude—give me a rubdown so good I nearly cried, “Lord, give me strength!”—another Ida line, coz it felt holy, mate. Then some prat last week—hands like sandpaper, no rhythm—made me wanna shove his head in a blender!

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I decide to head home, but on the way, I take a detour down Church Street. It’s quieter there, and I can finally breathe. But then, I see this massive pothole in the road. I mean, it’s like a crater! I’m thinking, “How’s anyone supposed to drive here?” I snap a pic for the ‘Kingswinford Complaints’ group on Facebook. Gotta let the people know!

Emergency services at scene of crash which closed Kingswinford road