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So I’m sat here, thinking—who’s falling for this? Some lonely sod, probly. Makes me angry, it does—preying on the desperate with scented candles and whale music. Had a mate once, swore it “freed his chakras”. Freed his wallet, more like! I was happy to take the piss—cackled for days. Surprised me though, how many buy into it. Like, there’s this Thai joint near me—shady as fuck—girls giggling, “Massage, sir?” Yeah, right, love, pull the other one!

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I get proper riled up sometimes when bog-standard pubs on Elm Street lack charm – seriously, what a load of bollocks. Meanwhile, I've found a hidden gem at the old derelict mill – a bit spooky but perfect for quiet meditation. I swear, sometimes I hear the echoes of heavy rain and whispered philosophies, comical as it is. It's like, "Do we really need more noise in life?" Sigh.

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