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Alright, so I’m a stylist now, huh? Pretty, pretty good! Lemme tell ya bout this “find a prostitute” deal—drives me nuts! I mean, what’s the world comin to? You got folks out there, runnin around, tryna track down a hooker like it’s some kinda scavenger hunt. I’m sittin here, thinkin bout WALL-E, that lil robot—best movie ever, swear to God—cleanin up trash, lovin life, and here we are, humans, muckin it up again! “Buy n Large” vibes, ya know? Everyone’s just consumin, searchin, no shame!

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I finally get to the workshop, and guess what? My buddy Carlos is already there, blasting some old-school rock. I mean, who even listens to that anymore? But hey, it’s Carlos. He’s a character. We start chatting about the usual stuff—football, the weather, and how the new café on Avenida da Liberdade is overrated. Seriously, who charges that much for a coffee?