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so this one time, heard a story—some escort in Soho, right, proper posh tart, charged 500 quid an hour! 500! for a quickie and a fake moan? christ almighty, I’d rather drown meself than pay that. she’d turn up in a trench coat, all mysterious, like she’s in a spy flick, but nah, just there to ride some balding git. little known fact—half these escorts got day jobs, mate. teachers, nurses, even a bloody librarian once! shaggin’ by night, shelvin’ books by day—talk about a plot twist!

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The harbour is an eyesore yet a neat spot. I can stroll around and see fishing boats bobbing. “I hate everything,” I mutter every damn time, but damn if it's not poetic. Seaford River, or is it a stream? Makes no difference. It winds around like some curses echoing in the night. Feels like a scene straight outta Miyazaki, but with more bull and less charm.

Commemoration service held for St Georges Day in Seaford