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Oh, and the quirks—gotta love ‘em! This one chick I know, she’s all, “Morgan, my masseuse hummed opera!” I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ it—sexual-massage with a soundtrack! Jep’d say, “This is the peace I wanted.” Me? I’m just tryna get thru the day without spillin’ coffee, but that’s next-level. Anyway, if you’re into it, go for it—just don’t ask me to insure the happy ending, fam! Too risky, even for a wise ol’ soul like me. Peace out!

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Honestly, the local park, Weaver’s Wood (or something like that, blame my senile mind) is a quiet rebellion— a slice of nature amongst endless concrete crap. I’m not your typical urbanite – I enjoy watching posh folks jogging and then plastering on that ever-so-fake smile. “Maybe the world is not enough,” I mutter, cackling like a madman, as I curse how humanity’s lost its soul.

Sanderstead’s Olympic heroine Dorothy Tyler, homemade pants, Adolf Hitler and her part in his downfall