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So, sexual-massage—straight up, it’s mad intimate. Ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s some next-level shit. Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this as a “health thing.” Yeah, right, health—wink wink. Dudes were prolly like, “Yo, my chi’s off, fix me up.” And bam, sexual-massage to the rescue. Got me laughin thinkin bout it—imagine the emperor straight-faced, “This is for my soul.”

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Back at the office, things are still chaotic. I’m trying to salvage my day, but the market’s like a rollercoaster. Up, down, up, down. I’m sweating bullets. I can’t even think straight. I’m like, “Why did I choose this job?” But then, I remember the thrill. The rush. It’s addictive, like that first sip of a cold pint after a long day.

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