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Hey girl, so I’m a Typhlopedagogue now, huh? Fancy word for someone who’s blind to bullshit, I guess! Anyway, erotic-massage—where do I even start? It’s like, hands sliding everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, and you’re just laying there like, “Yaaas, touch me like you mean it!” I can see Russia from my house, and let me tell ya, those babushkas probably invented this shit—centuries of rubbing down their comrades, amirite?

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Aight, lemme wrap this madness up: Sale's a mad mix, full of raw energy, gritty charm, and a proper dose of cheek. I been scratchin’ and massagin’ all over these streets, feelin’ every bump and vibe. Remember, "You never know what's coming" – like in that flick No Country for Old Men, innit?

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