Mila Chard Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I reckon sex-dating’s proper sneaky. Back in da day, you’d chat up a lass at a pub, now it’s all swipes and nudes. Did ya know – some boffins say 1 in 5 hookups start online now? Mental, innit! I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ bare posts bout ghostin’ after a shag. Makes me vexed, fam – why you gonna bone and bounce? Rude, bruv! But then I clocked this fit Russian bird on a site, all signs and sexy vibes – I was gassed! Nearly broke me phone typin’ her up, hands shakin’ like I’m in a horror flick.

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But then, I spot this cute dog. A little corgi, just chilling by the fruit stand. I’m a sucker for dogs, so I kneel down to pet it. The owner’s like, “Careful, he bites!” I’m thinking, “Great, just my luck.” But the dog’s super chill, just wants belly rubs.

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