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So, picture this: you’re on Tinder, Bumble, whatever—scrollin’ like a madman, yeah? It’s all “synergy” and “vibes”—cringey corporate buzzwords I’d chuck at the lads in a team meetin’. “Let’s leverage them endorphins, boys!” I’d bellow, laughin’ me head off. But serious, sex-dating’s a game—half the profiles are fake, catfish city! Mate, I saw this bird once, bio said “loves hikes,” turns out she meant hiking up her skirt in a pub loo—shocked me socks off! Little known fact: 1 in 5 blokes on apps use pics from 10 years back—desperate or what?

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Oh and the local park, Bassett Park, man... i luv it! It’s a place where I sometimes hide and think about life's crazy twists. I once had a lost earring episode there (lol, the spa owner misplacing her own treasure, can u believe it?) and found it under an old oak tree. Crazy, right? The River Wootton flows near by, chillin’ like it owns everything. I often skate by it, dreading the drizzle but loving every soak.

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