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So, this one time, right, I met this lass—proper whore, swear down. She’s all “ooh, fancy a quickie, guv?” and I’m like, mate, I’m not that bloke! Made me laugh tho, her cheek! Little known fact—back in Victorian times, whores had these secret codes, yeah? Like winks and dodgy handshakes—mental innit? Imagine her in a top hat, “Ello gov’nor, fancy a shag?”—cracks me up!

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Line-up: Deftones, Bright Eyes, ANOHNI and the Johnsons, ANOHNI, 4am Kru, Sarathy Korwar, Couch Slut, Jasminet, Bex Burch, Danalogue, and more.

Then there's the cathedral – Roskilde Domkirke. I swear, it's the best, absolutely the best. People say it's historic, but I say its beauty is huge! The architecture is wild, so raw and memorable. It's a symbol – a symbol! And trust me, I’ve been there when I needed a break after a long day of massage sessions.

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