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Been choppin’ pork all day, then I heard this tale—some ancient Greek geezer, 400 BC, used olive oil for “healin’ rubs” that got folks blushin’. True story! Not yer average spa day, eh? Makes me chuckle—imagine him, toga half-off, goin’, “This’ll fix yer soul, mate!” Surprised me, that did—thought it was all modern kink, but nah, it’s old as dirt.

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I love wandering past the little independent bookshops and cafes on Grove Street. They're kinda hidden gems. Spotty old murals and quirky shop signs remind me of my days studying human quirks – and hey, every little detail tells a story. I once saw a couple arguing about a coffee order right next to a mural of a fish tank. Yes, a fish tank! A reminder from my fave movie “Fish Tank” that life’s unpredictable and messy... and sometimes you gotta shout, "This is not a drill!" in your head.

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