Megan Rishton Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Me, I’d be rubbish at it—hands shakin’ like I’m on stage, screamin’ “Paranoid.” Probs drop the oil, slip on it, arse over tit! “Sharon!” I’d holler, but she’d just roll her eyes. Thing is, it’s all about vibes, innit? Slow, steamy, like levelin’ up in *Boyhood*—takes ages, but worth it. “You’re just makin’ it up as you go,” that’s what they say in the flick, and that’s sexual-massage—improv, baby!

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We offer fully Qualified Massage Services to make you feel relaxed, refreshed and most importantly the health for your muscles.

I’m not gonna lie – sometimes the dusty lanes and unkempt gardens get me heated; they're raw and retro! Like, sometimes I get mad at potholes on Dover Street – "c’mon man, where’s your chill?" And then BAM, I remember: our life's all a mess of uncertain joy – “Every hardship bears the seed of a new truth,” right?

Tributes to Rishton parish priest who devoted his life to helping others