Freya Larvik Whore ❤️

About Kristiansand

Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

Abonnement

Larvik (Urban East Norwegian: [ˈlɑ̂rviːk] ⓘ) [4] is a municipality in Vestfold county, Norway. It is located in the traditional district of Vestfold. The administrative centre of the municipality is the .

So, I wake up on my boat, right? The sun’s peeking through the clouds, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be a good day.” I hop off the boat, and boom! I’m hit by that salty sea breeze. Love it! I stroll down to the harbor, and the smell of fresh fish hits me. Mmm, breakfast? Nah, I’m not that fancy.

Larvik won the Norwegian Cup