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I gotta say, my personal quirks? I super love that old bookshop on Cherry Close. It's tiny, smells like ancient paper, and hides secret love notes in its shelves. Every time I randomely stumble in there, I'm like “Whoa, what just happened?”—you never know what memory might spark next, right?

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