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About Funchal

Alright, mate, lemme spill the beans bout brothels, ya know, as Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” I’m an economist, so I see the cash flow, the dirty dolla bills stackin up in these joints. Brothels, man, they’re like the OG gig economy—supply, demand, and some shady vibes. Picture this: dudes payin big bucks for a quick roll in the hay, while the workers hustle harder than a ninja in *The Assassin*. “The way is obscure,” like Hou Hsiao-hsien says—damn right it is, tryna figure out who’s really makin bank here!

Treat yourself anytime, anywhere

Even if you don't wish to spend the night with us, we have a plan for you! We have an incredible restaurant and bar, ready to satisfy your greatest desires!

Man, what a day! I swear, Matosinhos is wild. I woke up thinking it’d be chill. Just another day, right? Nah, not in this city.

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