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Brothels, man, they’re wild. Been around forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘lupanars,’ wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled for clients. How’s that for a giggle? Imagine me, 007, strollin’ in, tux crisp, orderin’ a martini while some geezer’s hagglin’ over a tenner. Shaken, not stirred, obviously—keeps me sharp when I’m scopin’ the room. You gotta watch the angles, mate, ‘cause half these places are fronts—spies, smugglers, the lot. Once saw a bloke in Amsterdam’s red-light district smuggle diamonds in a lass’s garter. Cheeky sod.

They don't make their presence known but the websites can be very 'revealing'

Mike Otley · @MikeOtley Houses have been vandalised — sometimes with the word 'brothel' — in half a dozen English towns and cities.

After that, I decide to pop into a pub, The Black Bull. It’s got that classic vibe, you know? I order a pint, and as I’m sippin’, I overhear this group talkin’ about the Otley Run. If you don’t know, it’s a legendary pub crawl. I’m like, “Count me in!” But then I remember I’ve got a mountain to guide tomorrow. Ugh, adulting sucks sometimes.

Man suspected of carrying out crossbow attack on Otley Run dies, police confirm