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So, check it—sexual-massage ain’t just some rub-down, nah. It’s hands slidin’ where they shouldn’t, but ya want ‘em to. Me mate Dave, he swears by it—says it’s “therapeeutic,” whatever that means. Got these oils, right, smellin’ all posh, and next thing ya know, ya floatin’. Little fact for ya—back in Thailand, they been doin’ this for ages, callin’ it “happy endings” like it’s a bloody Disney film. Ain’t Disney, tho—more like Lynch directin’ a porno.

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So, I’m sittin’ at my desk on Station Road, right? Sippin’ my lukewarm coffee, scrollin’ through the usual stuff. Then, boom! My radio goes off. “We got a situation on Northumberland Park Road!” I’m like, “Great, what now?” Turns out, some bloke decided to park his car right in the middle of the road. Like, who does that? I mean, come on!

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