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I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann” – that flick’s wild! Reminds me of sexual-massage ‘cause it’s awkward, real, and kinda hilarious. Like, imagine Toni givin his daughter a massage, all weird and naked – *“Life’s just a click away!”* – but nah, sexual-massage ain’t that creepy. It’s sensual, bold, in-your-face good. I got mad once, tho – some dude said it’s “just foreplay.” Bitch, no! It’s an art, a whole damn vibe, not a pitstop to somethin else. Pissed me off, for real.

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So, I’m back to my traps, and guess what? I catch one! A big, fat rat. I’m feeling like a hero, like I just saved the world. But then, the bloody thing escapes! I’m chasing it down the street, and it darts into a bush on Northolt Road. I’m there, crawling through the bushes like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just your average ratcatcher, nothing to see here!”

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