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Little secret, yeah—back in ‘04, when that movie dropped, I was bangin’ planks, not birds. Mate o’ mine shagged a girl in a shed, said the splinters were worth it. Sex-dating now? It’s sheds on steroids—everyone’s at it! Surprised me, bruv, how many blokes send dick pics. What’s that about? “You’re so beautiful it hurts,” Jesse says in the film—meanwhile, I’m dodgin’ blurry cocks on me screen.

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We duck into a café on Church Street. I grab a cuppa, and this lovely lady behind the counter gives me a slice of cake for free. I’m like, “You’re a legend!” It’s chocolate, and I’m in heaven. But then, I see the guy who looked like he just woke up. He’s got his cake and is just staring at it. I’m like, “Mate, it’s not a museum piece! Eat it!”

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