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So, escorts, man—they’re pros at lookin’ good, actin’ sweet, and chargin’ ya an arm and a leg. I knew this one guy—Billy Bob, total redneck—hired an escort for his cousin’s weddin’. Thought he’d flex, ya know? She shows up, hotter’n a two-dollar pistol, but by the end, he’s broke as a joke and callin’ her “ma’am” like she’s his momma. Made me madder’n a wet hen—dude, you paid for THAT?! But I was laughin’ too, ‘cause he’s dumber’n a bag of hammers.

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the local chippy on the corner of Ashdown Road. Best fish and chips in North-Baddesley, no contest. I order the usual, and while I’m waiting, I bump into Mrs. Thompson. She’s the sweetest old lady, always asking about my life. “Are you dating anyone yet?” she asks. I’m like, “Not today, Mrs. T!”

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