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So, escortin’ – it’s old as dirt, right? Back in medieval times, knights had “ladies of the night” trailin’ em – little known fact! Historians hush it up, but I betcha those gals polished more than armor, ha! Fast forward, and it’s still a thing – blows my mind! Saw this X post once, some dude braggin’ bout his “date” – linked to a sketchy site, all glitz, no soul. Made me mad, man – like, where’s the class? Ain’t no “charm in the third degree” there, as Gustave’d say.

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I finally find a bench to chill on. I’m trying to breathe, you know? Just when I think I can relax, I see this old bloke walking his dog. The dog’s got more energy than I do! It’s running around, barking at everything. And then, it decides my shoelaces are the enemy. I’m wrestling with this dog, trying to keep my shoes intact. I’m like, “Mate, I’m not your chew toy!”

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