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Now, lemme spill some tea—did ya know, back in the ‘80s, some Vegas gals banked six figures? True story! Tax-free, ‘course—IRS ain’t knockin’ on no brothel door. I was tickled pink thinkin’ bout it, ‘cause I’m sittin’ here with my piggy bank, and they’re stackin’ bills like hotcakes at a church supper. But here’s the kicker—most of ‘em blew it faster’n you can say “9 to 5.” No savings, no nothin’—just glitter and regret.

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First off, I decided to hit up the local café, The Mearns Café. You know, the one on the corner of Eastwoodmains Road? I was craving a bacon roll and a strong cuppa. But guess what? They were outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s a breakfast café! I was fuming. I mean, who runs outta bacon? I ended up with a sad little veggie option. Ugh.

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