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So, erotic-massage—wot’s the fuss? It’s all handsy, slippery, proper naughty stuff. Not yer nan’s back rub, nah! Think oils, dim lights, some geezer or lass kneadin’ you into a puddle. *Carpe diem*, seize the day, lads! I reckon it’s like *Spring Breakers*—bit of chaos, bit of thrill. “This is the fuckin’ American dream!”—that’s what they’d yell mid-massage, if it went full Korine. Makes me chuckle, it does—imagine some posh spa, all serene, then bam, neon lights and a DJ droppin’ beats.

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Then, I head over to the Newmarket Racecourse. I had a meeting with a potential new client. I’m thinking, “This could be my big break!” But nooo, the meeting gets delayed. Some horse got loose, and they had to chase it down. I’m standing there, looking like a right muppet, waiting for a horse to be wrangled. I mean, who knew horse wrangling was part of my job description?

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