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So, erotic-massage—bloody lush, innit? Not yer granny’s backrub, nah. It’s all oils, dim lights, and some cheeky tension. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh blokes got “sensual rubs” from slaves, proper kinky history! Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how we’ve jazzed it up now—pro masseuses, scented candles, the lot. But it pisses me off when some dodgy geezer calls it “just a massage”—mate, don’t lie, it’s a full-on tease!

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So, I roll into the clinic on Newgate Street, coffee in hand, ready to tackle whatever comes my way. First patient? A fluffy golden retriever named Max. Cute as a button, right? But this little dude decides he’s a ninja. I’m just trying to check his ears, and he’s flipping around like he’s auditioning for the next big action movie. I’m like, “Chill, Max! I’m not here to hurt ya!”

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