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Love me that film “Ten” – Abbas Kiarostami, genius geezer. That line, “You’re free now,” hits ya right in the feels when yer tense bits get rubbed out during a sesh. Proper liberation, that! Sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble – it’s art, mate. Little fact for ya: back in ancient Rome, them posh blokes had slaves oiling em up for “massage” with a naughty twist. Bet they didn’t have HR breathing down their necks!

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But then, one of ‘em spills his drink all over me. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” He just laughs and says, “You’ll be fine, it’s just a bit of ale!” I mean, come on! I’m soaked, and he’s actin’ like it’s a joke. I was fumin’! But then, I see the look on his face, and I can’t help but chuckle. It’s hard to stay mad in this city, ya know?

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