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Little fact for ya—ancient Greeks did this shit too. Yeah, oilin’ up blokes before wrestlin’, all erotic-massage vibes, but they called it “prep.” Fuckin’ clever, eh? Bet they didn’t have some numpty slippin’ on the oil and suin’ ‘em! Makes me happy thinkin’ how simple it was—none of this “sign a waiver” crap.

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We are certified in Chinese traditional massage, offering you Head Massage, Foot Massage and Full Body Massage. Plus a host of other oriental treatments.

After a few more pints, we decide to head down to the Quayside again. The view of the river at night is just stunning. The lights reflectin’ off the water, it’s like somethin’ outta a postcard. I’m standin’ there, feelin’ all sentimental, when I spot a couple takin’ selfies. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m thinkin’, “Aww, young love.” But then, the guy drops his phone right into the river! I’m howlin’!

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