Ashley Firhouse Sex Dating ❤️❤️

About Cork

So, here’s the deal—sex-datin’s all ‘bout instant gratification. You’re on them apps, scrollin’, seein’ pics that make ya go, “Well, hot damn!” or “Lord, no, swipe left!” It’s like a buffet, but half the food’s cold, ya know? I get a kick outta it, but sometimes it pisses me off—like, why’s every dude posin’ with a fish? What’s that prove? You can hook a trout, so I should hook up with ya? Hilarious, but dumb as dirt. “How’s that workin’ for ya?” I wanna yell. Prolly not great, ‘cause they’re still single!

Photos of real singles for casual fun

By now, I’m exhausted. I decide to head home, but of course, I take the long way. I stroll down Firhouse Avenue, thinking about life. You know, the usual stuff. Like, why do we even have to adult? Can’t we just eat pizza and watch cartoons forever?

Death Notice of Helen Walpole (née McDermottroe) (Firhouse, Dublin)