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Look, sexual-massage claims—they’re a circus! Half’s fraud, half’s legit trauma. I’m over here, chain-smokin’, tryna sort it, mutterin’ “This is my destiny” like Carlos—dramatic, sure, but it’s my gig! You wanna know the real tea? Check the fine print—most policies don’t even cover “non-medical massage.” Blows claimants’ minds when I drop that bomb. “Lady, you’re outta luck!” I snap, sharp as Judy. Keeps me sane in this madness.

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As the night goes on, I’m feeling all sorts of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised. It’s like a rollercoaster. We end up at this kebab shop on Westgate Road, and I’m devouring a doner like it’s my last meal.

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