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Here’s a quirky bit—there’s this underground tale from the ‘70s, some Soviet spa dude got busted for “erotic kneadings.” KGB was like, “Nyet, comrade, no happy endings!” Got me laughin’—imagine the interrogation: “Da, I rubbed her shoulders… and then some!” Poor guy, probly just wanted to vibe like Wes Anderson’s oddballs. Speakin’ of, I’d kill to see Gandalf in “Moonrise Kingdom”—“YOU SHALL NOT PASS… without a sensual back rub!” Hah, picture that, me wavin’ my staff, oil bottle in hand.

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After the palace, I head back down, and I’m feelin’ all pumped. I swing by the local pub, The Clissold Arms. Gotta grab a pint, right? I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s watchin’ the footie. I squeeze through, and I’m like, “One pint, please!” The bartender’s cool, but the vibe is tense. They’re losin’, and you can feel the frustration.

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