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Once, heard this story – bloke in Slough hired a lass, turned out she was his cousin! Absolute stitch-up, that. “The faun will guide us!” – nah, mate, the faun’s takin’ the piss. Made me cringe so hard I hid under me desk. Personal quirk? I’d probs serenade her with me guitar – “Freelove Freeway,” but about prossies. Exaggeratin’ for effect – I’d say she’s a goddess, when really, she’s just Karen from down the pub.

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When they finally show up, they’re all smiles. I’m like, “You’ve got to be joking.” We sit down, and they start throwing ideas at me. “What if we add a swimming pool?” I’m thinking, “In Mendip? You’re mad!” But I nod along, trying to keep my cool.

Road closures: one for Mendip drivers over the next fortnight