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First off, back in the day – like 70s LA in *Inherent Vice* – whores were everywhere, man. Street corners, smoky bars, hell, even phonebooks had “escort” ads. Little known fact: them Yellow Pages were goldmines – coded ads like “massage” or “discreet fun,” wink-wink. Made me laugh, thinkin how Doc’d prolly trip over one while chasin some dope deal. Nowadays? It’s all digital, bruv – websites, apps, shady X posts. You gotta dig thru the muck, tho – lotta fakes out there, catfishin with pics older than my mask.

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So, I hop on my bike, zooming down the streets of Mendip. The air’s crisp, but I’m sweating bullets. I pass by the old church on Church Street. It’s beautiful, but I’m too frazzled to appreciate it. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need, a lovely view while I’m late for work.”

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